Pirates, Hetalia Style.

I was bored. *She shrugged and began to polish the sword* I mess with people like that all the time lad. *She laughed and looked to Romano and Spain.* So if it's alright with you.* She said to Romano* I can teach the kid a thing or to as well

Romano didn't care if Spain didn't approve of her helping him out, it was his decision afterall. "Sure, you can help me!" He knew she was really good with swords and maybe even the best so how could he pass this opportunity up. Besides if England showed up or France he could actually protect himself for once instead of forcing Spain too. Maybe he could even protect Spain even though it'd be a pain in the ass to learn how to use the sword, he decided to atleast try. "Ok so lets get this freakin over with"

Vietnam was on Ireland's ship lounging inside of the crow's nest until she heard one of her crew mates picking a fight. "BLIMEY! Buccaneers.." she looked down only realize it was the tomato loving crew. "Nevermind just some pairs of landlubber.." she grabbed a hold of on of the ropes and came swinging down shouting "Ahoy Mateys!"She landed safely next to Ireland "Ya in need of assistance?" She smiled over at the group. She was an average looking pirate: belly cut striped shirt, and shortsothing special.

"Eh not really. Just teaching this little boy here how to play with knives." *She said as she laid her hand right on his curl by accident*

"D-Don't t-t-touch t-that!" He said while his face turned dark red. He backed away from the red-head to avoid being touched their again and took a deep breath, trying to focus since he couldn't think straight at all when somebody touched his sensitive spot.

*she laughed and patted his shoulder* "Sorry lad, I know how that feels." *She pointed to the curl on her head and looked back at him* "Got the same problem..."

The Italian nodded while finally feeling better and focusing "About that comment earlier! I'm not a freakin little boy, so stop calling me that!! I'm pretty old too y'know! Just because you're ancient doesn't make me a little kid!"

Spain didn't really mind Ireland teaching Romano how to use a sword. but now since he knew Ireland had a soft spot like Ireland he could use it against her sooner or later. He saw as Vietnam came across his ship. "And who might you be?" He said. He took out his sword and pointed it towards her, unsure if she was a threat.

"I am NOT ancient.... HMPH. Anyways," *She said as she bit down on his curl lightly and giggled* "Let' us begin?" She said leaving Spain to handle the unfamiliar girl.*

Romano's face turned even redder than the first time when she touched his curl so he hid his face in his hands and looked away "Y-You're an ass...." After awhile his face turned back to normal and he looked back at her while holding up his sword "Ok! What're we doin first ya jerk!"

*Ireland smirked and held the sword firmly in her hand.* "Go at me"

"Are you sure...Whatever" He shrugged and lunged at her at crazy speed since he was naturally fast and swung his sword at her

"You see." She began as she dodged all his swings with quick movements* "You have to learn how to own the sword. You must learn to become comfortable with it and hand and always keep a stung steady grip." *She said as her blade clashed with his and she forced it out off the way to quickly swing it back up to his neck pointing it centimeters away.*

Romano stared at her and Tch'd. "Showoff" He murmured quietly while turning his back to her and thinking up a strategy to show off his awesome pirate skills.

*She giggles and snuck up behind noming on his curl* What ye thinking about? *She asked as she continued to nom on it*

"E-Ehh" His face turned as red as a Tomato and completely lost track of what he was planning "P-Please s-s-stop t-t-that" He barely said.

"What? I can barley make out what ye sayin'" *She responded as she smirked and continued on*

Spain pushed Ireland's head away from Romano. "He said stop it- er..... What was your name?"

*she giggled* "Someones getting jealous~" *She sang to Spain as she leaned against a wall.* "Names Ireland."

Spain smiled. "Jealous? Ha. Romano is mine aye? My name is Spain by the way if you didn't already know."

Romano took a deep breath and calmed down after being sexually harassed once again "Thanks..stupid a-and i'm not yours!!" He said to Spain while still alittle red. He looking over at Ireland "Wait..Ireland, I've heard of you!! You're England's sister, right!!"

"The one and only." *She said as she smiled and looked back to Spain.* Nice to meet ye'

Spain smiled and looked at Ireland.

"Nice to meet you~."

(( I REVIVED THOU THREA- /shot. Short post is shamefully short. OTL. ))

((Late post is late ))

*Ireland smirked and stood up straight from the wall, walking up to the two.* Now! I'm hopin' ye gae some kind of bar on here aye? Ain' nae true pirate ship without the alcohol! *She placed her sword back in it's holster and waited for there answer*

( It's been so long since ANYONE has posted on this thread. I had to look back a little. And you know what I saw? My posts failing hardcore. I died inside. 8D NOW WATCH. As I attempt to have Spain talk like a pirate, and keep him in character. I WILL FAIL SO MUCH. <3 ))

"O' course!" He grinned. "I suppose ye want some, aye?"

(( ... THAT WAS ALL I COULD COME UP WITH. *Dies* ))