World war 3 ~note it will be violent and not for the faint at heart~

China does a flying leap out of nowhere and kicks off Romania's head and sh*t. And also makes it so she can't magic her head back on.

Uses awesomeness to fix her head. Alina runs away again. And makes it so she can fix her head with magic

China kidnaps Romano again. And kicks Romania's head again for the hell of it.

Romano is kidnapped again "The hell! Put me down! Kidnap+Italian=ASSWHOOPIN"

Try 1
China drops Romano on the ground and looks at him. "THOU ART A SPY FOR AXIS." /shotwhaththehelldidIjustwrite
Try 2
China drops Romano in the ground and buries him since he's in the ground, not on it. /shotwhatthehelldidIjustwrite
Try 3
China drops Romano on the ground and tells him, "You're a spy for the Axis aren't you? YOU BETTA BE, SPARKLEY PUPPIEZ." /shotwhaththehelldidIjustwrite
Try 4
China drops Romano on the ground and kicks him in the head because he's mean like that. /shotwhaththehelldidIjustwrite
Try 5
China drop Romano on the ground and says, "I thought you were a spy for us? And I just saved your ass from Pedobear, so be grateful, aru." /shotwhaththehelldidIjustwrite

Pick you're favorite try!

Alina comes back and shoots China then runs runs away

China uses his magical unicornness to dodge it and kicks Romania in the head again.

(This is turning into crack.)

It misses. YOU FAILED CHINA. YOU FAILED.

(( XDD Yeah. ))

Romano picks Try 3.

Try 1
"Maybe i am...maybe i'm not..YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BETCH"
Try 2
"YOU KIDNAPPED ME. SCREW YOU I'M GOIN HOME"
Try 3
"Sparklypuppiez?"
Try 4
"Why yes, yes i am"

Pick your favorite

China picks try 4.

Try 1
China continues to talk to Romano and fight Romania at the same time. Da fack. "I no miss!" he rawred like a boss and kicked Romania head to the other side of the world, where it hits Korea in the face.
Try 2
"Good thing you are. Have a cookie." China gives Romano a cookie.
Try 3
China rolls his eyes and keeps on dragging Romano towards their camp. "Then why the hell are the complaining?"
Try 4
China realizes he has been skimping on the arus and tries to make up for it. "Aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru aru."
Try 5
China splits into two people, with one talking to Romano and the other kicking Romania's head off.

Pick your favorite.

Romano picks try 4

Try 1
"Are you on crack?" He asks while glaring
Try 2
"SHUT UP DAMMIT" He said while covering his ears
Try 3
Romano drags China to a tennis court, plays tennis, loses, feels depressed after losing, and willingly gets dragged away.
Try 4
Romano whistles innocently

China picks try 3.

Try 1
"I'M DA BEST AT TENNIS! MUAHAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME, YOUNG CRICKET."
Try 2
China drags Romano to their camp and gives him a cookie.
Try 3
China shoots Romano in the head because he's DA WINNAH.
Try 4
China wonders how he's playing tennis with Romano and kicking Romania's head off at the same time. He mentions this to Romano.

Romano picks try 2

Try 1
Romano randomly takes off his clothes and starts pole-dancing while shoving the cookie in his mouth.
Try 2
Romano refuses the cookie
Try 3
Romano reluctantly accepts it and noms on it ".........."
Try 4
"I want a frakin rematch next time!!"

China picks try 1.

Try 1
China just stares at Romano like WTF and wonders whether he put crack in the cookie or not.
Try 2
China sits back and watches the show 8D
Try 3
China takes the cookie back and walks away, letting Romano pole-dance all he wants.
Try 4
China takes his clothes off and joins him in the pole-dancing.

Romano picks try 4

Try 1
Romano stares at China like "WTF You don't poledance right betch, leave it to Professionals"
Try 2
Romano gives China a sexy lap dance and wears hooker boots
Try 3
Romano brings out the Vodka and gets both of them drunk
Try 4
"THE HELL" he said while deciding not to poledance anymore

China picks try 1.

Try 1
China cries at the shame of failing and goes into the emo corner.
Try 2
"Then teach me how to do it right, betch."
Try 3
China keeps pole-dancing anyway.
Try 4
China become emo at the thought of failing and starts crying before committing suicide.

Romano picks try 2

Try 1
Romano teaches China the RIGHT frakin way.
Try 2
Romano is too lazy and awesome to teach so he hires a preofessional pole dancer to teach China
Try 3
"I don't have to teach you anything betch" He said while poledancing
Try 4
Romano stares deep into China's eyes and stops pole dancing, Then he suddenly slams the palm of his hand onto China's forehead "You should've had.........a V8"

China picks try 1.

Try 1
China fails miserably and cries in his emo corner before committing suicide.
Try 2
China learns how to be an epic pole-dancer and pole-dances with Romano
Try 3
China challenges Romano to a pole-dancing competition with his new-found skills.
Try 4
China becomes a stripping, pole-dancing boss and gets rich and famous.

Romano picks try 3

Try 1
Romano only taught him the basics so he beats China easily and points and laughs.
Try 2
"AWWW HELL NAW. I KNO YOU AIN'T CHALLENGIN ME TO A DANCE BATTLE. Spain hold my earrings" He said while taking his long hoop earings out and his black silky weave he got at WEAVE-R-US.
Try 3
Romano got his ass served and stands in an emo corner with a mirror "You're a failure...Don't look away from me!!"
Try 4
Romano can't keep up with China so he collapses from exhaustion and shower China with fame and fortune.

China picks try 3

Try 1
China puts his hand on Romano's shoulder. "It's ok... LET US BOTH STRIVE TO BECOME THE BEST WE CAN!" And they became bros.
Try 2
China points and laughs at Romano's emoness. "You will never surpass and Asian, aru!"
Try 3
China fells bad for Romano so he gives him a new pair of stripper boots.
Try 4
China says, "Good game..." and he brofists Romano and they become bros through good sportsmanship.

Romano picks try 4 and brofists back "You're pretty awesome. I think i'll ditch Spain and start helping you out more" He said with a grin.

(I GOT LAZY)

(PSHAAAW PARTY POOPER.)
China grinned back. "You're pretty awesome too at stripping . "Wanna join us then?"

Meanwhile in a lartge armored tank convoy with modern day german leper tanks hundreds of blackhawks fly overhead as the have U.S. military flags on the side as the united states military seems to fly overhead*indiscant chatter in german is heard over the radio and such

Spain, who was whatching from the sidelines the whole time and may or may not be nearly unconscious from blood loss from the nose, was like, WTF just happened? And then noticed that Romano was about to ditch him. But he's SPAIN. LIKE HELL IS HE NOT GOING TO ALLOW THAT. So he decides to stick to Romano like that annoying superglue.

Spain huggles Romano like the annoying superglue he has become. "So, are you just going to leave your younger brother in the other camp Romano?" he asked, smiling like it's all good, since he's sort of neutral, but will actually just side on whatever side Romano is on because he's like that and stuff.